Anonymous asked:
if you're louis buttcheeks.. harry must make you pretty sore eh?

Oh, yes. I don’t mind. His penis and I are the best of friends.


platinumichael asked:
THIS IS THE BEST BLOG I HAVE EVER SEEN

Why thank you. That tends to happen when the owner is flawless.


Anonymous asked:
what is this?

It’s called a blog.

Contrary to popular belief. buttcheeks CAN type.


That hurt. My owner should be more considerate.


There I am, looking dapper as always.


"Ass" is so derogatory. I prefer buttcheeks.